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me n my ogre bf

bellpincher:

me: babe come over

bf: i can’t theres fucking ropes all over the place

me: my parents are out

bf: image

eatpussylivehappy:

I think you’re cute

cute as in I wanna hear what you sound like while experiencing an orgasm

goodenoughforjazz:

crippled-sanity:

me when food is ready

u can change which way he is running with ur mind

goodenoughforjazz:

crippled-sanity:

me when food is ready

u can change which way he is running with ur mind

sollux:

the best part about blogging is that no one actually knows if youre naked or not

(Source: manaphy)

HALEY IT’S THE CHICK THAT EATS MATTRESSES

HALEY IT’S THE CHICK THAT EATS MATTRESSES

octemberfirst:

abqandnotu:

merosse:

TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATORS: THE CASE OF THE LARGE STRAWBERRY

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE

“HAVE YOU TRIED BALANCING ON IT”
“YES OF COURSE I TRIED BALANCING ON IT JENKINS THIS IS NOT MY FIRST DAY AS A TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATOR” 

(Source: animalkingd0m)

Pittsburgh - The Amity Affliction [x]

(Source: our-memories-defeat-us)